at first when i saw this i was like, wait, why doesn’t austriacat have markings for glasses like americat does, and then i remembered: austria’s glasses are fake. they’re fucking fake and his fucking cat gives it all away, game over asshole

Dear diary,

Despite my attempts to make friends with everyone else, they all remain afraid of me. What am I doing wrong? Why is everyone scared? Am I really that threatening of a nation? I just don’t want to be alone anymore. 


Submitted by: mysterioustime