Dear diary,

Sometimes, Germany still bugs me and lectures me about eating too much salt. It’s nice of him to care, but I’m wondering if he’s ever seen anything that America puts in his mouth?

-Japan

Submitted Anonymously.

Dear diary,

I really wish people would start noticing me. I mean not as America but as myself. I’m so tired of people confusing me with my brother!! I always get bullied for it and it sucks. Too bad I can’t think of any good ways to make myself stand out more.

-Canada

Submitted by: raven-is-an-otaku

Dear diary,

I wish that people would stop calling me America’s dick. I really hurts my feelings and self esteem. The worst thing is my dad doesn’t care and encourages it. Honestly at this point I think he only keeps me around because I attract a lot of tourists.

-Florida

Submitted Anonymously.

Dear diary,

I remember when I first learned to bake Danishes. It was was the same day Norge asked me to learn how to make butter cookies. It still makes me smile.

-Denmark

Submitted by: allamericanpotato

Dear diary,

Today England was dressed in a police uniform. When I winked and said ‘Fuck the police’ he hit me. It was worth it.

-France

Submitted by: animekatieyaoilover21

Dear diary,

I love my family but I hate the fact that every time France and England are in the same room together, they fight. They don’t seem to see how it’s affecting America. He acts tough in front of everyone but really, it makes him so upset. I’m the only one that gets to see him breakdown because I’m the only one that understands. I just hope that one day, France and England see the damage they have done to my brother.

-Canada

Submitted by: mysticdragon93

Dear diary,

Spain still hasn’t gotten over losing in the World Cup this year. I don;t know whether I should be laughing at him or incredibly concerned that he is muttering threats to the Netherlands… I’m just thankful it isn’t me.

-Germany

Submitted Anonymously.

Dear diary,

Why do some people think I love Russia?? He’s TERRIFYING!! 

-Latvia

Submitted Anonymously.

Dear diary,

I don’t use my pipe for violence like everyone thinks I do. I use it for pushing my fan around without turning it on. I use it for moving decorations during a holiday. Most importantly, I put a lantern on it when I check on my big and little sister at night. I’m not evil. It just seems that way.

-Russia

Submitted by: animekatieyaoilover21

Dear diary,

I have had it with Spain. He’s becoming intolerable. All he talks about now is how he discovered de New World and how it is making him rich. And on top of that, he’s trying to make Belgium and I learn the Spanish! Well I will not stand for this. Something is going to have to change. I swear, Spain will see that we can’t be pushed around like this. Long live the low countries!

-Netherlands

Submitted by: bilikefrankreich