roses-and-phantoms:

roses-and-phantoms:

Alfred rigging everyones chairs with whoopie cushions before the world meeting

Alfred completely losing his shit when the first nation sits down

#sorry i just imagined lud sitting on a whoopie cushin and now i cant stop laughing

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Dear diary,

So, I decided to do some sight-seeing today! It totally rocked. I visited this school saying that I was a potential member of the school board, and this really nice lady showed me around to all the classrooms. I forget how much I freakin’ love kids, man. I got to sit in on some of their lessons and hearing them talk just made my day. They’re pretty smart for being, like, seven, you know? I would have joined the school board, but I’m already on too many. The Prez said I can’t join any more. :/

-America

Submitted by: writingandchocolatemilk

Dear diary,

Today, I saw a small ghost following America around with a small flower. I asked America who the boy was. He started crying. 

-Belarus

Submitted by: spooky-sealand