nerdgaasm:

’50s America making every girl’s heart explode.

This is for my friend Sharon bc I love her smooch smooch

TRACK NAME: you're the best gay friend i have
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Dear diary,

Dude, I’m sick and tired of fighting. I haven’t even been around as long as some other people. If I could just chill with my friends without having to worry about us killing each other that would be awesome.

-America

Submitted by: animekatieyaoilover21

Dear diary,

You do not understand how amusing it was naming the July 4th storm after Arthur! He actually came to my house three hours ago with a furious look! It was so hilarious!!

-America

Submitted by: matryonihon

Dear diary,

I don’t get it. Everyone hates me because I try and hide my own sexual orientation but… but when I become more open everyone still hates me! How can I be a hero if I’m not liked by myself or anyone else?

-America

Submitted by: ask-thesexiestreaper

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PLAY COUNT: 32639

shewantsthedoitsu:

shewantsthedoitsu:

black-feather1013:

what have i done-

this makes me happy

at first I thought his bowtie was his mouth and he looked absolutely terrified. like he wanted to be freed from his eternal torture of walking across the screen

cactusluv:

Alfred F. Jones would totally skip out on meetings in the white house to go hang out with the middle schoolers and high schoolers who are touring Washing D.C.