Sometimes I wish I didn’t have super strength. People don’t realize how much I have to work not to hurt them.
Submitted by: fadingamericanstars
Alfred rigging everyones chairs with whoopie cushions before the world meeting
Alfred completely losing his shit when the first nation sits down
Look at Russia’s shirt
What a dork
I’m telling you just in case tomorrow I don’t get to.
All food is good food.
So, I decided to do some sight-seeing today! It totally rocked. I visited this school saying that I was a potential member of the school board, and this really nice lady showed me around to all the classrooms. I forget how much I freakin’ love kids, man. I got to sit in on some of their lessons and hearing them talk just made my day. They’re pretty smart for being, like, seven, you know? I would have joined the school board, but I’m already on too many. The Prez said I can’t join any more. :/
Submitted by: writingandchocolatemilk
Today, I saw a small ghost following America around with a small flower. I asked America who the boy was. He started crying.
Submitted by: spooky-sealand