Dear diary,

Today my seven colonies federated and I became a country. New South Wales and Victoria were fighting over which of the capital cities will host as my capital so America suggested I build one in between the two. I could learn a lot from America about taking care of states but I’d never be able to be as independent as Canada and America… not in my wildest dreams.

Art from: X

Submitted Anonymously. 

Dear diary,

I’m worried about my new Prime Minister, Tony Abbott. He’s going to prevent refugees from coming over from other places in the world, and I’m not sure how isolated I am going to be. Since he’s homophobic, I wonder how he’s going to react when he learns I have a boyfriend. That’ll be pretty funny to watch.

Art from: X

Submitted by: theotakuat221b

(Sorry it’s hard to read!!!)

Dear diary,

Sometimes I feel like the only people that ever loved me are my brothers and my sheep and that I will one die with no one knowing I’m my own country. 

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Submitted by: undeadmidget

Dear diary,

I don’t think the rest of the other countries have figured out that Australian’s are best known for being sexy. 

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Submitted by: ship-the-world

Dear diary,

I miss Steve Irwin. He was my best mate. I can’t believe he’s gone… 

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Submitted by: against-life-is-a-symptom

Dear diary,

America keeps asking me if I ride kangaroos around! After a long time of him asking I finally lied and told him that we did. Next time he comes down under he says he’s going to try ride one. This will be fun to watch! 

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Submitted by: against-life-is-a-symptom

Dear diary,

I don’t even understand how Australia can handle summer in his country… 

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Dear diary,

Aussie’s an idiot! He decided to call me today drunk and confess he loves me, again. I hung up on him, then stood, looking at the phone. You know, I think I love him too. But he has GOT to STOP calling me sheepshagger. 

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Submitted Anonymously. 

IT’S MARCH!

It’s March! The snowiest month! (At least where I live) The date of my BFF Iggy and my sister’s birthday. And the month of the Irish. :D

And… THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SINCE HETAONI GOT UPDATED!!!  

Shhh. Shhh. Soon. Soon. It will happen soon. Calm down, admin.  

Anyways, to distract from the sadness of the lack of Hetaoni, here are the March Birthdays! 

Australia: March 3rd 

 

North & South Italy: March 17th 

 

Aaaaannddd…. that’s it. :/ I’m afraid there’s not much for the month of March. Oh well. We can just have a shamrock shake I suppose.