Dear diary,

Alfred was teasing me today about the Great Emu war. I can’t believe my people were that stupid. I like humans, but I love animals, and this is just ridiculous! 

-Australia

Submitted by: onceuponaonenightstand

Dear diary,

Someday, I’d love to meet up with Zea, Alfred, and Matthew for a game of cricket. I’ve tried to put it together a few times already, but it hasn’t happened yet - because whenever I brought it up, Matt would look at me like I was crackers, and Al would ask me if it was the same as baseball! Damned infuriating, that was. But today, Matt’s told me that he’s started getting some lessons from India on how to play it properly. So maybe, a few years from now, we can finally have our match. I’d still kick his arse, though.

-Australia

Submitted Anonymously.

(( Submitter note: “Crackers” is, from what I’ve read, Australian slang for “crazy”, and I ask any Aussies here to forgive me if I used it incorrectly (I’m Canadian!). And yes, historically, cricket didn’t get that far off the ground in either Canada or the US, but that’s changing now with South Asian immigrants from India, Pakistan, etc. bringing it over as a recreational sport.)

Dear diary,

Today my seven colonies federated and I became a country. New South Wales and Victoria were fighting over which of the capital cities will host as my capital so America suggested I build one in between the two. I could learn a lot from America about taking care of states but I’d never be able to be as independent as Canada and America… not in my wildest dreams.

Art from: X

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Dear diary,

I’m worried about my new Prime Minister, Tony Abbott. He’s going to prevent refugees from coming over from other places in the world, and I’m not sure how isolated I am going to be. Since he’s homophobic, I wonder how he’s going to react when he learns I have a boyfriend. That’ll be pretty funny to watch.

Art from: X

Submitted by: theotakuat221b

(Sorry it’s hard to read!!!)

Dear diary,

Sometimes I feel like the only people that ever loved me are my brothers and my sheep and that I will one die with no one knowing I’m my own country. 

Art from: X

Submitted by: undeadmidget

Dear diary,

I don’t think the rest of the other countries have figured out that Australian’s are best known for being sexy. 

Art from: X

Submitted by: ship-the-world

Dear diary,

I miss Steve Irwin. He was my best mate. I can’t believe he’s gone… 

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Submitted by: against-life-is-a-symptom

Dear diary,

America keeps asking me if I ride kangaroos around! After a long time of him asking I finally lied and told him that we did. Next time he comes down under he says he’s going to try ride one. This will be fun to watch! 

Art from: X

Submitted by: against-life-is-a-symptom

Dear diary,

I don’t even understand how Australia can handle summer in his country… 

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