Hetalia DIaries

One by one their seats were emptied

And one by one they went away

Now the family is parted

Will it be complete one day?

x

I can’t stop listening to this song so I might as well.

Dear diary,

I saw Mattie’s diary entry that said he wouldn’t hesitate to send a hockey stick into someone’s skull to make people remember him. I wish he wouldn’t say things like that! Does he not realize that I can see him? I like the nice Mattie. I hate it when he acts all crazy. I feel like a douche bag excuse for a brother. I should spend more time with him and help him get noticed without violence. Maybe I’ll actually let him read this.

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Dear diary,

England said he’s not coming. I was patiently waiting for Big Brother France to come back and play with me again. He promised we’d go trim his roses and gather sap from my maple trees. But England appeared instead. I’m scared. Where’s my big brother?

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Dear diary,

Ever since Mattie started dating that obnoxious Prussian, we haven’t talked as much. Don’t get me wrong! I’m happy for him. I just miss my little brother.

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Dear diary,

Today America took me to Disneyland and was really eager to show me something. He made a park devoted to several nations around the world. And… Canada was there. It was one of the first ones there, actually. I was so touched. He really remembered me!

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Dear diary,

I talked to Canada today. He’s not that bad, in fact… he’s really nice. He even gave me this really awesome stuff called maple syrup. It’s the best thing in the world! We talked for awhile, and he actually listened to me, and didn’t interrupt me once. I talked to him about the dissolution of Prussia, and Old man fritz, and I felt safe telling him. He’s a really good listener… I want to see him again…

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Dear diary,

I’m making tons of money in America selling Kinder Eggs illegally on the black market. Don’t tell Alfred!

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Dear diary,

Ok, Matthew’s my brother, so I can pick on him if I want. But if anyone else touches him they’ll have to go through me.

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Dear diary,

I don’t know what Bieber’s doing, but I don’t like it one bit. I think his fame finally got to him…

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Dear diary,

I’m starting to become frustrated. Why can’t anyone see me?! Even the people who do see me mistake me for America, I’m tired of being compared to him! I’m not sure what to do anymore…maybe I’ll grow my hair out… heh, if only that’s all it took… 

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