Dear diary,

Belarus came up to me and gave me a gift. She told me to open it by tonight. That night I found a letter on it. It said that she has spent a year and a half making it with the help Miss Liechtenstein. I opened it and turned out to be pink pajamas. She made this by hand for me… I wish that I could find a way to thank her… the pajamas are pretty comfy and keeps me warm like Belarus’ (sisterly) love. I wish we could have moments more like that often. 


Submitted Anonymously.


If no one has noticed yet, I have a thing for editing America onto Stephen Colbert.