Dear diary,

I have high hopes for this year. I’ve got friends no matter how tough things may be. 

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Submitted Anonymously. 

America is always going to be the hero for me. I guess that’s a quality I like about my older brother. But what he doesn’t realize is that he was already my hero long before he knew it. Thanks bro.

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Submitted by: mehlecatnip

Dear diary,

When I walked outside this morning, I SWEAR I saw Slenderman. So, I did what any other hero would have done: ran back inside and had a Dora the Explorer marathon with all the lights on. That’s what I get for staying up late playing the game…

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Submitted by: hairy-legs-and-homestuck

Dear diary,

Time to migrate to the south. I hear there’s no such thing as winter in Florida.

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Submitted by: askvalery-tetu

Dear diary,

Dude! How is it that my country is not number one in education?! And I got a 73 out of 100 when it comes to how corrupt my country is! Not Cool!

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Submitted by: mikazuki-mortis-angelus

Dear diary,

Arthur can take any belief that his food is healthier than mine and suck it. He says my stuff is fatty junk. But HIS national dish is just about entirely deep-fried. And besides, that time when I made my Bacon Explosion for everyone… he LOVED it. I think he took an even bigger share of it than I did! So there!

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Dear diary,

I hear rumors that New Zealand has a political party that wants to make him my 51st state. I don’t know if I should be flattered or weirded out. I mean it kind of makes me happy that I may possibly have fans in country other than my own, but I’m so used to everyone but my own people hating me, that I’m honestly afraid that the rumors are nothing but a big cruel joke.

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Submitted by: slytherinlechuzafireangel13

Dear diary,

I still don’t get why England is still screaming “They used to be 5 bloody pence!”  …It’s getting old, but at least I still have my Twinkies. 

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Submitted by: mikazuki-mortis-angelus

Dear diary,

I want to withdraw from the world for a while. All of this intense fighting going on… these civil wars… They’re none of my business. So why does my boss insist on getting involved? We can’t afford a third world war… It would probably end in total annihilation of the entire planet. For the first time, in a long time, I hope Congress denies my boss the power to do something. Something like declaring war.

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