Dear diary,

FUCK THE BURGER.

-America

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Submitted Anonymously. 

Dear diary,

Alice showed me her favorite sci-fi series, Doctor Who. I would deny it if anyone asked, but I really love that show now. Especially that hottie David Tennant! Alfred would never stop teasing me if he knew though.

-America

Submitted by: parallellsailormoon

Dear diary,

Today, America introduced me to something called Homestuck… I am STILL confused. It seems interesting, though. I may do more reading on my own.

-Japan

Submitted by: home7654

Dear diary,

Why does everyone assume all I care about is Russia? I am not just a “obsessed sister”! I am my own person! 

-Belarus

Submitted Anonymously.

Dear diary,

Despite my attempts to make friends with everyone else, they all remain afraid of me. What am I doing wrong? Why is everyone scared? Am I really that threatening of a nation? I just don’t want to be alone anymore. 

-Russia

Submitted by: mysterioustime

Dear diary,

I had a drinking contest with Russia today. It did not go too well… But I will say this: it involved a purple giraffe, six runs for more drinks, taking the spout from the bartender, a rocket launcher, one of Greece’s cats, and I woke up the next morning with Italy in my bed and a note in Russian sharpied onto my forehead. I still don’t know what it says.

-Germany

Submitted by: only-fangirl-in-my-entire-school

Dear diary,

I have to get this off my chest. I know West is all grown up now, and I shouldn’t worry about him like I did when he was a kid, but I can’t help it. I have nightmares about losing him and I can’t get over it; not awesome, I know, but I can’t really be blamed either. I love my little brother. It’s hard for me to express that though. I don’t want others to know that he’s my weakness; that I even have a weakness. Especially in front of him; I can’t, because it will bring him down, which is what scares me the most. But he is also my strength in a way… I don’t know, it’s all so confusing. But I won’t show weakness anyway; I’ll stay strong for you West. I promise. 

Submitted by: xdoiitsu

Dear diary,

Why is it that I am only seen as a “poor little victim”, while Russia and Poland are seen as “survivors”? I may be a woman, I may be an emotional wreck, and I’m still so poor… but I do not wish to be pitied. 

-Ukraine 

Submitted anonymously.

Dear diary,

I don’t understand why my brothers won’t recognize me! I thought they would when I asked them nicely and they denied me still! I just want to show them that I’m worth it… I wonder if this is how Sealand feels? Wy is one of the lucky ones.

-Seborga 

Submitted by: aphmissbabybeilschmidt