??? Hair swaps. Thanks
FUCK THE BURGER.
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Alice showed me her favorite sci-fi series, Doctor Who. I would deny it if anyone asked, but I really love that show now. Especially that hottie David Tennant! Alfred would never stop teasing me if he knew though.
Submitted by: parallellsailormoon
Today, America introduced me to something called Homestuck… I am STILL confused. It seems interesting, though. I may do more reading on my own.
Submitted by: home7654
Why does everyone assume all I care about is Russia? I am not just a “obsessed sister”! I am my own person!
America is a tit.
Submitted by: peter-kirkland-bonnefoy
Despite my attempts to make friends with everyone else, they all remain afraid of me. What am I doing wrong? Why is everyone scared? Am I really that threatening of a nation? I just don’t want to be alone anymore.
Submitted by: mysterioustime
I had a drinking contest with Russia today. It did not go too well… But I will say this: it involved a purple giraffe, six runs for more drinks, taking the spout from the bartender, a rocket launcher, one of Greece’s cats, and I woke up the next morning with Italy in my bed and a note in Russian sharpied onto my forehead. I still don’t know what it says.
Submitted by: only-fangirl-in-my-entire-school
I have to get this off my chest. I know West is all grown up now, and I shouldn’t worry about him like I did when he was a kid, but I can’t help it. I have nightmares about losing him and I can’t get over it; not awesome, I know, but I can’t really be blamed either. I love my little brother. It’s hard for me to express that though. I don’t want others to know that he’s my weakness; that I even have a weakness. Especially in front of him; I can’t, because it will bring him down, which is what scares me the most. But he is also my strength in a way… I don’t know, it’s all so confusing. But I won’t show weakness anyway; I’ll stay strong for you West. I promise.
Submitted by: xdoiitsu